An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon
her return to the parking lot, found four males in her car. She dropped her
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top
of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if required ...
so get out of the car.
The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran
like mad, whereupon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the
back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
Small problem: Her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and
parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant that she told the story to nearly tore himself in two with laughter
and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males
were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly, white woman. No charges were
filed.
