10) The number of times
you get hit in a pileup is directly proportional to the number of times you
said "I think it will go ok today". 9) You only get the
lead when you need fuel. 8) If a tire can go
on the wrong side, it will. 7) A part will never
break during a test session, only during a race. 6) The driver behind
you is always the one you punted last week. 5) The part you left
at the shop is the one you need. 4) The number of laps
remaining is always one more than the amount of fuel left in the car. 3) Your good car will
get wrecked, your bad car will finish the race, two laps down. 2) The concrete wall
is harder at the tracks you wreck at. 1) A 10-car pileup
will never happen *behind* you!
