Top Ten signs you're at a NASCAR fan's funeral


10. Casket features an exact replica of the GM Goodwrench paint scheme

9. The deceased is referred to as being out of provisionals

8. Heart-stirring eulogy delivered by Dr.Jerry Punch

7. Amazing Grace is performed by a 9-year-old girl from Bristol, Tennessee

6. Only the first 43 cars are allowed in the procession

5. Hearse referred to as the pace car

4. Procession weaves back and forth to keep heat in the tires

3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church have to go to the rear of the procession

2. First time mourners have an orange stripe on the trunk of their car

and the number one sign you're at a NASCAR funeral

No coolers over 14 inches allowed in the chapel !!!